FAQ

Good question! Over the years we have used pretty much all of the most common carrier oils but we’ve finally landed on what we believe to be the best option available. We use a blend of USP grade MCT and Grape Seed Oil. Our blend is 75% MCT oil and 25% Grape Seed Oil. As always we print a full list of ingredients on each product label.

Believe it or not this is where our origin story began. After finishing a degree in Analytical Chemistry I went on to eBay find a used machine I could set up and use at home. (for some reason people assume these machines cost millions of dollars to buy) In reality the machines are pretty cheap. but the learning curve to use one is STEEP. After I got my machine set up, one of my friends asked if I could test some steroids for him. It was a lot more fun than everything else I had to test, and it revealed some interesting results that still prove to be true when I test other labs products to this very day.

We find that most labs fall into a few groups.

1. The lab with honest intent but no real checks and balances.
   These underground labs do as well as they can, but they are always at the mercy of their supplier. So they might be ordering Anavar, and the supplier might label it as Anavar but sometimes mistakes happen.
   
2. The labs that make their money in marketing.
   These guys are the ones that are always running a promo, and their prices are cheaper than most. These guys have figured out the game. They are on all the forums, sponsoring a couple guys to post results and updates as they go. Their products always seem to be a crap shoot but in general you will find:
   
   a.) They tend to have Testosterones (Enanthate, Cypionate, Propionate) to be OVER dosed.
   b.) Their oral products are normally in powder filled capsules that aren’t properly mixed so doses are all over the place.
   c.) To manage inventory they will ALMOST ALWAYS ship you something rather than cancel your order or have a product out of stock.
   d.) These labs will almost always have lab results and they will BRAG about them non-stop. Just keep in mind that they know the trick most people don’t think about. Whats the trick? (Labs like Janoshik have no way of verifying that the batch they are testing is actually the batch a lab is shipping. In fact they don’t even have a way to verify that the lab requesting the test actually made the sample they sent in for testing! The trick these guys use is that they keep sending in samples from one good batch over and over again.) How do we know? That’s for a future blog post someday.
   
3. Then there are the few labs that really put in the work.
   They will never be the cheapest products on the market. It costs too much time and money to properly test, manufacture, sterilize, filter, fill, bottle, cap and label products. Luckily there are some things that will make it a lot easier to identify the more trustworthy labs.
   • They will never be the cheapest on almost any product.
   • They will almost always have pressed tablets. (They have invested in actual equipment)
   • Their product labels will be printed with a batch number and an expiration date.
   • They list all of their ingredients, and they are shown on the labels.
   • Products will occasionally be out of stock. This is better than a lab that ships mislabelled or fake product.

Absolutely! We are more than happy to help. Please just keep in mind that our advice can only be as useful as the information you provide us with. If you really want good advice include as much information as you can in your initial email. Include at least the very basics: Age, sex, weight, body type, body fat % (if known), past experience with training, previous cycle info, current cycle info… the more info the better.

You can use the “Contact Us” page on our site to type your info into and then hit the “Encrypt” button and it will automatically encrypt your message with our public key and notify us of your message next time we log into our site. We will try to respond to your message as quickly as we can. Make sure you leave a good email address in your message so we can write you back.

If you place an order with all of the correct shipping information and it doesn’t deliver for some reason we will gladly work with you to reship the order. If you provided us with incomplete or incorrect shipping information and the package gets returned there is nothing we can do to help. This is why you should always give a REAL NAME and FULL AND COMPLETE address for your order. Trying to be sneaky in any way like shipping it to the vacant house across the street hoping you can intercept it is a very bad idea.

No, we only ship products within the United States.

No. Our website will NOT send out automated emails of any kind. This is an important security feature. Sending out automatic order confirmations or password reset requests inadvertently reveals the true IP address of our server making it much more vulnerable to attacks. This is also why you never receive emails from dark net sites!

Our site is only set up to accept Bitcoin and Monero. When you check out our payment server will generate an invoice for you. Just select at the top of the pop-up whether you want to pay using Bitcoin or Monero. (it is set to Bitcoin by default) Just be sure to send the EXACT amount shown on the invoice or our system will not process it correctly. Last but not least make sure you use an appropriate fee amount when sending payment. Transaction fees are on top of the amount due which is how most wallets are set up to work anyways.

No, we dont send tracking info right away. While we do ship all of our packages with tracking we do this so we have the ability to track down orders that take longer than expected to arrive. In most cases your order should arrive in 3-6 business days. If you placed an order and it hasn’t arrived in a week (7 days) please reach out to us. We will provide you tracking for you at that time.